Olsoning


to reach a level of intoxication in which gravity increases by a minimum of 50% and hallucinations develop in which one is surrounded by “b-tch -ss n-gg-s.” speech is inhibited and condensed down to vulgar language, all of which is slurred to beyond comprehension.
“yesterday i got so drunk i was just rolling around on the floor telling my roommate to f-ck off.”
“dude, you were totally olsoning.”

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