olympic “athlete”


n. any partic-p-nt in an olympic event that obviously isn’t a real sport, eg. ice-curling, luge, modern pentathalon. often these people are smokers, out of shape, and canadian.

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hey! hand me a snickers bar! it’s kind of boring out here on the curling rink. but at least i’m living the dream.

here you go, eh, my olympic “athlete”.

you didn’t put air quotes around “athlete” did you?

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