Olympicology


the art of predicting a winning lottery number, based on the four digits used to express the time clocked by an olympic gold medalist.
after olympicology punters found out that the 4d number 5039—based on joseph’s winning time of 50.39 seconds—was sold out, they bet on 5114 instead—based on the silver medallist’s time of 51.14 seconds.

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