Olympus High
the perennial ruler of salt lake city’s east side, and arguably the wasatch front. named for the towering peak just east of the school
ehs student: let’s go trash oly’s field.
chs student: shall i bring the bingham children along?
ehs student: nah. no one likes them bingham kids. we should go trash their field instead.
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let’s go receieve a quality education, excellent extracurricular programs, and a super-attractive student body at olympus high.
a school that is made up of: rich b-tches, super mormons, clueless teachers, a heteros-xually challenged student body, politically active r-t-rds, and jocks with no talent. very dumb student population overall.
ohs student: i’m a member of wamo at olympus high!
ehs student: so, we have a redneck indian teacher, what do you have?
ohs student: elton john, liberace, paris hilton, and karl rove
ehs student: do you go to brokeback olympus?
ohs student: maybe…
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