Om


the loudest girl in the world
om is a girl that makes you face brighten everyday because of her lame joke and her kidness. when people ask where om? tell them that she still in the world making people life better. she a friend that you wouldn’t forget for all your life. her loudness makes her more awesome then ever!!!!!!!
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the lost chord.
a mantra for mind, body, and spirit.
this garden universe vibrates complete.
some we get a sound so sweet.
vibrations reach on up to become light,
and then through gamma, out of sight.
between the eyes and ears there lie,
the sounds of colour and the light of a sigh.
and to hear the sun, what a thing to believe.
but it’s all around if we could but perceive.
to know ultra-violet, infra-red and x-rays,
beauty to find in so many ways.
two notes of the chord, that’s our fluoroscope.
but to reach the chord is our lifes hope.
and to name the chord is important to some.
so they give a word, and the word is om.
the prefrix of nom often given the same meaning, but used simulate the sound in which it makes.
“billy, how do you like your steak?”
“om nom nom nom”

“i can’t believe he didn’t chew his food, he completely om’d it”
om is short for omg… when you have no time for g. om!

less syllables when you don’t have time.

it sounds cuter.

it can also be an acronym for “oh my!”
“om! she is cray cray!”

“hey girl! om! i love that skirt, where did you get it?”
(open mouth syndrome) this is when the person you are currently making out with uses excess amounts of tongue, spit, and or slobber.
friend: how was she last night?

friend 2: dude, total o.m.s. pretty much terrible.

friend: oh know, that bad?

friend 2: i needed an entire beach towel to dry my face off afterwards.
a sanskrit symbol yogi posers put on their walls to pretend to be humble.
“did you see the om symbol i instagramed? you’re welcome hashtag namaste”
1. to bite without teeth
girl1: hey she so just ommed his shoulder
girl2: but he didnt get hurt
girl1: thats cuz she didnt use teeth
acronym of oh my… which is short for oh my g-d (omg). the person using “om” or “oh my..” plays with the ambiguity of not mentioning what she refers to: it could be g-d as it could be any other thing. it’s wise to use this expression if you are nor a religious person.
person a: this cam girl just squirted all over the sofa.

person b: om…

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