Omaha combine
the act of inserting an ear of corn (husk and all) into the -n-s of a willing s-xual partner. you then donkey punch the individual and simultaneously rip the ear of corn out. if performed correctly, you should be left with a corn cob.
i gave that ho an omaha combine because my john deere broke down.
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