omar vizquel


a s-xual act that cannot be clearly defined as either a handjob or bl-wj-b, thus leaving this somewhere between second base and third base like the great baseball shortstop player himself, omar vizquel
man she couldnt make up her mind last night so i totally got an omar vizquel!!!!

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