omfgasexscene -.-
the awkward moment when you’re watching a movie with your rents and a quiet graphicms-x scene come on. you automatically sink into your chair, blush and hope to god your parents dont say anything… in most cases you find a stupid excuse to leave room.
-watching a great movie then suddenly a s-x scene appears whilst your rent are in the room-
-you say under your breath omfgas-xscene -.- while pulling an awkward face-‘ -.- ‘
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