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  doing something only to undo it in a second doing something incompletely “he just called me, but it went straight to voicemail. i guess it was just one of those onane calls. in india we simply call it a ‘missed call’.” “he just inserted his d-ck in my v-g-n- and removed it in a jiffy. […]

• one-arm joint

  a coffee or donut shop, especially one with a counter. they’re called one-arm joints because you only need one-arm to eat.

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• On my ticket

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• On The Floor Drinking Game

  play the song on the floor by jennifer lopez ft. pitbull at a party and everytime the words “on the floor” are said in the song, everybody has to drink. pitbull says it a dozen times in the first minute and j-lo says it more than 20 times after that, so by the end of […]

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