omfgwde
oh my f-cking god who doesnt exist, used by pimp chinchilla masters at every presentable occasion
victor “i believe in jesus christ.”
jerry “omfgwde, that foo dont exist you dumb f-ck!”
victor “oh yeah im a buffoon.”
jerry “yes, yes you are.”
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