omflmojbtptctmlf
one of the longest of the “omg” synonym’s and once de-abbreviated means, “oh my f–king lord mother of jesus’s b–ch’s tiny p-n-s that came to me last friday”
guy one : hey i’m sleeping with your wife
guy two : omflmojbtptctmlf
guy one : wtf
guy two : one of the longest of the “omg” synonym’s and once de- abbreviated means, “oh my f–king lord mother of jesus’s b–ch’s tiny p-n-s that came to me last friday”
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