OMFZJ
omfzj
oh my f-cking zombie jesus
not to be confused with the common autocorrect omdzj
oh my ducking zombie jesus
omfzj did you see how low carrie fisher’s b–bs hang?
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- Pen Boots
something that when you walk your boot prints make an ink mark. man your pen boots sure do look like a bad -ss chameleon f-ck me so hard in the ear! those pen boots look sweegy
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- phillerup
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