Omglot
‘oh my g-d, like one time’. used to explain a situation that happened in the past. makes whatever happened sound more dramatic…
omglot, i went to a shop and farted.
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- sallow
unnaturally pale and yellowish a sallow piece of string… a person with a yellowish or yellow-based, pale, and possibly unhealthy looking complexion. skin which lacks radiance, or doesn’t “glow”. jasmine’s complexion looked sallow after she spent two-weeks cooped up inside.
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