Ommadon
a metal band originated in oklahoma city. consisting of a lead singer, drummer, two guitarists, and a very angry b-ssist. no one quite knows any of the t-tles of the songs or lyrics to any of the “songs” because the vocalists speak something called demon that no normal human can understand from the slow screaming of words. there have been many guesses on the lyrics, but there is no translation yet discovered. fans of the bas create a mosh pit during a concert due to the fact of confusion and frustration on the lyrics of the songs.
hey are you going to go see ommadon preform this weekend?
no, i can never understand what they are saying and i always get hurt in the mosh pit.
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