omgmoiof
oh, my god, my octopus is on fire!
it was a term created by one insane person who decided there were enough rich people in the world who had octopi with the possibility of catching on fire.
me: dude, you’re aquarium had oil in it, so to clean it up i lit a match on it.
dude: omgmoiof!
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