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• splunch

  an early supper after you have skipped lunch (therefore a combination of supper and lunch). hey, kids, we haven’t eaten anything since breakfast because we’ve been having so much fun! what do you say we grab some splunch and stay ’til the amus-m-nt park closes? a slap mixed with a punch only happening to those […]

• one of each

  n. a meat and potato pie and a steak pie purchased together from pimbletts in st. helens, england, especially on a sat-rday. can i have one of each please luv? a £10 bag of heroin and a £10 rock of crack can i have my one of each i’m chicken and ducking (clucking)mate.

• spontaneous euphoria

  spontaneous euphoria is the phenomenon when you’re doing a seemingly normal routine, and all of a sudden you get hit by a random wave of extreme happiness. studies show that the chance of spontaneous euphoria may increase greatly while doing something positively nostalgic. -your friend suddenly stops walking- you: hey, man, what’s wrong? friend: -shakes […]

• On the pad

  to be “on the pad” means that someone, usually in law enforcement or other position of authority, regularly takes bribes. detective dolan was kicked off the force because he had been on the pad to local wiseguys for years.

• ontic

  ontic definition on·tic (än′tik) adjective having the status of real and ultimate existence etymology: ont(o)- + -ic ontic usage examples modifies a noun – priority: i think we do better to attribute ontic priority to the ‘ sonorous ‘ rather than the ‘ luminous ‘ ground of being. – anxiety: the answer: it is because […]

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