Omid


known as the original persian pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. one of the most cl-ssy sophisticates in history.
oh my god! i wish i was like omid! hes so cool, and he knows exactly how to get girls.
means hope in farsi/persian
name of boys in persian
i saw omid last night
most awesome person in the world. every girl wants him, and every boy wants to be him.
omg i wish i could swap my newbz0r life for omids. his life must be awesome =o.
a very good looking teenager from irvine who is amazingly buff and makes things unbelievably funny. he is known as the original persian pimp, also known for his amazingly keen sense for perfectly good women, a personality worth diamonds. one of the most cl-ssy sophisticates in history.
oh wow look at that guy he must be related to omid hes so hot and cool!
the feeling you get after you fart and a piece of sh-t almost escapes out of your -sshole but you luckily contract it back in, saving yourself from sh-tting all over your underwear.
-farts-
john: dude, i almost sh-t my pants!

austin: relax bro, it was an omid.

john: woah, that was close!
omid
pr-nunciation: o-meed

a state of mind where one is constantly obsessing over trivial matters. this affliction can effect the victim up to 24 hours a day.

omid is also a synonym for p-ssy.
vanessa: “i’m in a state of omid over this boy, but he’s such an omid that he never talks to me. g-d. f-ck. i hate him. (not really though)
a very nasty s-x drug
taking an omid

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