omif


oh my imaginary friend

an atheist version of omg
omif, that’s some religious bullsh-t
2 more definitions
abbreviation for “open mouth, insert foot.”
i s-xted my bf, but i accidently sent it to my mom instead. omif.
everyone’s favorite newbie
silly omif, don’t eat that!

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