ominiknowest
word used to describe people who think they know more than anyone else. synonyms: know-it-all, smart -ss. derived from omniscient. made by nigerian musician waje and popularized by young entertainer emanuella.
teacher: emanuella, give me an example of a big animal.
emanuella: the big fish that swallowed jonah
teacher: it is not possible for a whale to swallow a human because it has a small throat.
emanuella: but it’s in the bible. my uncle told me.
teacher: what does your uncle know! i studied zoology.
emanuella: anyway, you’re my teacher, so obviously you know better. but when i die & go to heaven, i will ask jonah.
teacher: and what if jonah is not in heaven?
emanuella: then when you go to h-ll, ask him.
(the teacher looks at her shocked while the other pupils are laughing.)
emanuella: humph. ominiknowest.
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