omish
parents that have the strictness of traditional amish parents, but not the religon. (not for real)
daughter: my parents are so omish, they’re not letting me hang out with my friend tonight because he’s a boy.they never let me have any fun. they also said my curfew is eight o’clock.
when you are f-cking someone from behind, you c-m in their -ss, punch them in the back of the head, scream rumspringa and do the pony out of the room. then you jump in their buggy and leave.
did you hear about the time alan gave jc an omish?
omishhhhhhhh. i love them omish people. (:
when i say omish you say llama.
omish. llama.
omish. llama.
when i say queen you say latifa.
queen. latifa.
queen. latifa.
…hi!
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