when one is eating food and you keep missing your mouth, and food ends up all over the place. i.e. the transfer of food from an area of high concentration e.g. your plate to an area of low concentration e.g. everywhere bar your mouth!
mush you just missed your mouth, you got a bad case of onsmosis again!
- on the bj
doing something while receiving a bl-wj-b call of duty is so much better on the bj.
- Opening Night
a game played at swimming pools. part of the group waits in the pool unsuspectingly, while someone else runs in with water guns and starts shooting cold water at everyone. the resulting shock and surprise ruins everyone’s day at the pool. johnny and i were swimming when zoe and margot ran in and shot ice […]
pictures of ones sister taking a shower. voyeurism i do not accept your oppolagies, they are poorly taken photographs of your sister.
- Optimus Priming
optimus priming (verb): “to crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as optimus prime” usage: (1. “dude, your car is such a piece of sh-t, lets just get a sledge hammer and […]
- oral art
the art form of performing oral s-x. due to the fact that she gagged and didn’t swallow, her oral art requires vast improvement.