OmJesus
this term is the same as saying “oh my jesus.” everybody says omg or oh em gee, but we all know that jesus saves babies.
person1: caitlin broke up with me. =(
person2: yeah… she was all over me at the party.
person3: omjesus!
a combination of “omg!” with “jesus”, hence omjesus.
friend: paris hilton just died.
me: -sobs- omjesus! why couldn’t it’ve been you?!
this is an updated version of oh my god and can be used as a general cry of exclamation. it can effectively be used to offend religious people.
person 1: omjesus did u see the game last night?
person 2:shut the f-ck up you wh-r-
alternate expression of omg, usually used in extreme instances where a saviour needs to be designated. originated from making fun of f-gtards who use omg. created by me. jesus can also be alternated with buddha (ombuddha), allah (omallah), or for the scene kids mysp-ce (omsp-ce).
“omjesus!!! can you hear those n00bs saying omg. they are sooo lame”
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