Omni-shambles

a description of something, be it an object, person, or state, that is in all ways a giant cl-sterf-ck.
steve gorman made a right omnishambles of that base design.
a prodigiously inept individual, typically involved in the political domain. just as god is omni-potent and ‘all-powerful’, such an incompetent is omni-shambolic and ‘all-failing’. coined by malcolm tucker, of ‘the thick of it’ fame.
i was going to ask if you could help me with my science project, but then i remembered you were the omni-shambles so i asked my step-dad for some money so i could download it from the internet instead.
#b-mbling #hapless #foolish #inept #incompetent #useless #wretched #hopeless #ineffective #ineffectual #worthless
a person or situation that looks like a f-ck up from all possible angles.

originally coined in s03e01 of the thick of it:
not only have you got a f-cking bent husband and a f-cking daughter that gets taken to school in a f-cking sedan chair, you’re also f-cking mental. jesus christ, see you, you’re a f-cking omnishambles, that’s what you are. you’re like that coffee machine, you know: from bean to cup, you f-ck up.

– malcolm tucker
#politics #satire #f-ck up #tv #word
a person who is not only a shambles in one single aspect but is in fact a shambles in all aspects of life
not only is her love life a mess but she just got fired, she’s an omnishambles
#shambles #disgrace #mess #screwup #perfection
what are you too good for snafu now?
this world is in omnishambles.
#snafu #cl-sterf-ck #d-mn #funk #opipuywaeg