omniabsent
not being anywhere ever.
nothing is omniabsent.
1) the state of being out of touch lost, never present when needed useless; 2) never informed, the last to learn everything; the person who is last to know, last to understand, last to catch on dull.
all of bill’s family attended his graduation except, of course, his father, who is omni-absent.
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