the imperial dictator. he was created the moment the stars where born. his army has taken over most of the universe. he is the sword of god in the material plane. crafted from richouseness and holiness he is the epitamy of every aspect. using time to his advantage with his superior intellect, omnius has learned almost everything modern science has found. he has just turned 10 decillion. (10 followed by thirty zeroes) his reighn has brought peace and expanse to the imperium for less than three hundred years less than his age. seeing all possible choices and truths thrugh his inter-dimensional counterparts. he is the one that has made 3rd army into the unchallenged fighting force thrughought the universe. all of this in the name of god.
he is more than a saint but less than an angel. he is omnius. savior, protector, and provider for the imperial rejime.
zeal and fury! for the imperium!
nigerian word for describing a beautiful young lady omoge wa be by (beautiful young lady come here) omoge ni mi (im a beautiful young lady) (in a naija boiz propa afrikan accent acting all american like they always do) ~ade(speakin to friend):tolani look at that omoge ~tolani:o boy o boy she is so fineee so […]
- one knee pee
n. stance taken to effectively relieve yourself, usually during an intoxicated state, in extremely crowded areas, i.e. concerts, tailgates, wet t-shirt contests, and/or food and beer festivals (when walking to the restroom is just not an option) pee, urinate you are at a crowded concert and the headlining act has just taken the stage. suddenly, […]
when a female has at least one redeeming feature i.e excellent br–sts but the rest of her is a no go. or, vice versa when the majority of her is looking good yet something lets her down. ultimately you would only ever give her the old beef injection just the once. jim jim – ooh […]
the frozen result of accidently leaving a drink or other liquid in your car overnight when the temperature is below freezing. i found an oopsicle in my car this morning. turns out i left half a cup of coffee in my drink holder. a silly cold mistake. when you mess on spelling oopsies, and you […]
1. an english teacher, possibly jewish, who cannot spell opinion. 2. an idiot grrr our english teacher is such an opiniop, he can’t even spell opinion!