OMomma Care
the system whereby mamma takes care of all the cr-p everyone in the house fails to do (picking up socks, putting away shoes, taking dirty dishes to the sink, etc..)
used in a sentence:”i forgot to pick up my dirty socks from the living room floor; but that’s ok because i’m covered by omomma care.”
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