Omptompkin
when someone is really high, and you tell a story about something that had to do with the conversation brought up 10 minutes ago.
kid 1: whose your favorite actor?
kid 2: pierce brosnan
kid 3: sean connery
(10 minutes go by and now a new conversation)
kid 4: dude! i just had the biggest omptompkin! i like jackie chan.
kid 2: what? that was so late.
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