when someone spells computer wrong.
i used thec omputer.
- whooping fart
when one has such a coughing fit they cannot constrict and hold in a surfacing fart. martha: “poor ted is coughing and farting at the same time. he has whooping fart.”
a person who is an obnoxious, misguided, and intolerable extrovert online, but a true introvert outside of the web. these people feel brave and boastful, but are true cowards and have no original thoughts of their own. konstantine was online last night reading the comments he received on a post he made about neutering feral […]
- the daryl effect
when a fictional character becomes so popular in a series, that the writers are forced to keep them alive until their popularity dies down within the fan base. man 1: i wish they’d hurry up and kill off castiel! man 2: sorry, but the daryl effect prevents that from happening!
when the n-gg-r has become neegor alex: “hey have you seen that little n-gg-r?” bob: “oh the n-gg-r? no he’s a neegor now.”
- andrew shadduck
doesn’t have a d-ck but is a giant one. aliens probe him once a month. when girls talk to him he makes an awquard moaning noise and walks away like a crab on steroids. puts his socks on his ears because he thinks he will start a trend. ducks feed him bread crumbs. favorite food […]