on the clock shit


noun. (an addition to “the sh-t list”)

this is any kind of sh-t that you take while you are punched in (clocked in) at work. lunch hour and coffee break sh-ts do not qualify.
“thought you might have fell down the toilet since you took so long in the bathroom?”

“oh no, i just needed to take a nice “on the clock sh-t”!

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