on the lung
the temporary but painful feeling when you’ve eaten something too fast and it gets stuck on your lung. common foods causing this are breads, pasta, chips, sandwiches. food “on the lung” usually causes temporary speech difficulties, arm waving, chest-banging, pleas to “pat my back” and definitely halts further consumption until the moment p-sses.
oh … (wheeze)… sh-t …hold on a sec…(wheeze)… i’ve got bread on the lung.
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