on the nuzzle
the moment when the glans of the p-n-s parts the inner l-b– prior to potential penetration.
“hi marilyn, you look a bit tired this morning. did you have a late night?”
“i was half asleep when the radio alarm went off this morning. then i felt some movement behind me – i woke up to find that tommy was on the nuzzle.”
“doesn’t that boy ever get tired?”
“mom says he’ll quieten down after a few months.”
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