on time and on top


an expression, often used as a greeting, referring to one’s status of punctuality, and also pleasure, as well as success.
dude 2: “what shakin’, man?”
dude 1: “on time and on top!”
dude 2: “totally, dude! the party just started, like, a minute ago! and nice mercedes, by the way. who’s the babe?”

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