Once you go blue, you can’t undo.
the phenomenon in which a normal conversation turns blue, becoming so riddled with s-xual innuendo that it’s rendered nearly impossible to steer back in a non-pervy direction. every innocent comment starts to become a dirty double entendre, until eventually the entire conversation turns into a complete sm-t-fest from which there is no return.
girl: ah, who doesn’t love stripper zombies in portland? that’d go down like jesus on a velociraptor.
guy: i have to admit, when i first read ‘go down’… i had rather blasphemous thoughts.
~ten minutes later, during which this term is invented~
girl: hmm, this urban dictionary thing is quite fun. something for the annals of history.
guy: two n’s – one ‘n’ is bad.
girl: yeah, i always thought that ‘annals’ was an odd word.
it really could so very easily be another.
guy: terribly easily. so, how is the entry? …oh, jesus!!!!
girl: once you go blue, you can’t undo.
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