One Dick Pony
the one d-ck pony is a female that is still having s-x with or has only had s-x with, the person they lost their virginity too.
bro, she has been with him, and only him, for 9 yrs, since she lost her virginity to him at 17 yrs old, that makes her 26 yr old one d-ck pony.
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