what the tits
when you want to say “what the f-ck” but you are always thinking about t-ts on some subsconscious level, and as such, you say “what the t-ts” instead.
also use: why the t-ts? who the t-ts? t-ts the t-ts?
jennifer, you ate all the rice! what the t-ts??!
what the f-ck/h-ll/sh-t
what the t-ts is going on in here?!
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