one-downer
this person usually will have an even story or event worse than the situation you are or have experienced. the opposite of a “one-upper”
i was telling maria about how i wrecked my motorcyle last week and crystal, the one-downer, proceded to explain how she was in an accident and lost her leg, punctured a lung and apparenly the hospital food was shiite and came back to life as hedgehog..
an annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much less interesting or boring corresponding story. (note: the story will be much longer than you could ever imagine or want)
person: last summer i went to thailand and rode on an elephant.
one downer: last summer i rode my horse in my backyard while my brother watched. my brother also rode the horse. then we went inside my house and had a sandwich.
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