one eyed smootcher


male or female who desperately wants everyone to know they are romantically involved with someone, as if they were kissing an individual with one eye open to make sure everyone was watching the romance take place.
it was quite evident big john was a one eyed smootcher, he continually asked people what they did last night so he, in turn, could tell them he had a date with sarah, the most popular girl in school.

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