one eyed walrus
male anatomy: the b-lls and -sshole.
forget about the tusks: if you draw a walrus you’ll have 2 circles for the muzzle and put whiskers on it. these are the b-lls dangling down. the -sshole is the single eye above.
want to be a sophisticated lover? bend over and tell her to lick the one eyed walrus.
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