one forty itch
the well-known british practice of waking up at 1:40pm exactly to catch the lunchtime edition of cult soap, neighbours. see also the five thirty five grind.
– had a productive day?
– well… got the one forty itch, then took in a bit of doctors and murdershewrote, then… went back to bed.
– nice. fancy a quick drink later?
– well, after last night…
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