one hand ass


” one hand -ss” is a term used to gauge the size of a women’s -ss that is ripe for f-cking. to create your own gauge take your right hand then make a fist then spread your thumb and little finger as far apart as possible. what ever women’s -ss width falls close to the gauge is worth being s-xy with. the women are then known as “one handers”
how to use in conversation
1) russ ” i f-cked this women last night” , phil ” was she a one-hander ?” , russ ” no, i knew i shouldn’t of f-cked her fat -ss”

2) russ ” look at her -ss she’s got a one-hander”, phil ” f-ck me your right, lets stalk her”
3) phil ” i’ve got a new girlfriend with a one hand -ss”, russ ” expose yourself, force your intentions upon her and impregnate her “

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