one-handed-bandit
when a male is so good at the fornication, that he is able to undo the female’s pants and his own with one hand, thus being able to still grope and cop a feel with the spare hand.
“mr. gossett was such a good lay that he could undo my jeans while fondling my b–by at the same time!…magical.”
a woman with only one available hand that works as a hairdresser. you often feel overwhelmed with fear that she’ll do a cr-ppy job, and frankly it ruins your day.
jon: hey bill! how’d you like your haircut?
bill: i dunno jon, i had the d-mn one handed bandit working today…
jon: f-ck…
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