tim tam


the sole reason for the continued existence of australia.
pete rose wants some tim tams.
slang/affectionate term used in australia and canada to refer to those of asian descent.

based on the perceived tendency of asians to buy tim tams biscuits by the shopping cart load in australian grocery stores.
“those tim tams sure do love their tim tams!”

“those tim tams sure have good math skills!”
the tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. they rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
mark has the most beautiful tim-tams!

do the chickens have large tim-tams?
the greatest biscuit known to science. chocolate, sandwiching chocolate, smothered in chocolate. made in australia, sold to the world via e-bay.

variations include caramel, hazenut, dark, double choc.

best eaten with milk by biting off two corners, sucking milk through biscuit, then eating resulting chocolate milky goodness.
a neverending pack of tim tams? fo shizzle my nizzle!
the tim-tams exist between the chest and the secret place. they rest atop the bottom portion of the rib cage, one on either side. tim-tams are, by scientific standards, the most important part.
mark has the most beautiful tim-tams!

do the chickens have large tim-tams?
the mammary glands and surrounding tissue of the human female. i.e. “bewbs” “tots” “cans”
d-mn! check out the tim-tams on that one!

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