one hell of a gobbed up mess
adj. – term used to describe the inevitable outcome of any home improvement project involving painting, caulking, foam insulating, grouting, mudding, etc.
do it yourselfer #1: “it looks like helen keller caulked this tub!”
do it yourselfer #2: “yeah, it’s one h-ll of a gobbed up mess.”
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