one hit shit

weed often found in legends and story books. no one knows if it really exists, or if it is just a myth. according to the stories, one hit is enough to get you high. some people tell of crazy things happening when they smoke one hit sh-t, however it i never known whether these stories are true.
one hit sh-t is a stoners holy grail
an exceptionally powerful and high quality type of cannabis. to be one hit sh-t, the bud has to be good enough to get you decently high after only one hit.
i have encountered the legendary one hit sh-t. my friend the weed dealer a lot of something called jamaican ak. one night, three guys, he, and i smoked five or six bowls (i forget) of this, myself having about ten hits of this over the course of two hours (i had already had a few hits of chronic beforehand). i was very f-cked up, let me tell you that. it would have been fun had i not also felt like sh-t (high temperature/heart beat).

i was tripping for real on the one hit sh-t. closed eye visuals and mental visions up the -rs-. i looked at the night sky through the trees and a couple of rainbow comets chased each other around. the night sky was full of green stars. my field of vision looked like it was pixellated, except instead of little square pixels they were little zig zag pixels. i went inside, crashed and watched tv that i couldn’t understand, and i started having bad memories from childhood manefest themselves in abstract and disturbing ways. i rember a vision of a digital photo of a fat woman in an attic who’s face was made of guacamole.

my friend kevin and i thought this was laced, but we thought it over and decided that couldn’t be the case (pcp and meth were ruled out because he was drug tested, and those two are always tested). then i told the weed dealer friend. “that wasn’t laced,” he said. “that was from my private stash. that was one hit sh-t.”
weed so potent and thc-laden, it will get you crazy-stoned off of one hit. contrary to popular belief, this is no myth. i have smoked two types of weed powerful enough to get me ripped off my -ss on one hit: white widow, and the almighty pink hawaiian.
my friend got the hook ups with the best weed in town: pink hawaiian. one hit had me tripping, i thought the room was at a 90 degree angle and that i was falling into a black hole. that was the one hit sh-t.
a very powerful type of pot, supposivly get you f-cked up in one hit
holy f-ck (cough cough) is this the mystical one hit sh-t?!?