One loaf shy of a sandwich
an old alaskan fisherman saying that makes little to no sense due to the fact that it doesn’t take a full loaf of bread to make a sandwich.
alaskan fisherman: that guy’s one loaf shy of a sandwich.
alaskan fisherman’s friend: that doesn’t make much sense, man.
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