one man one cup


the second most horrible viral video, following one guy one screwdriver. it involves a (so far) anonymous man, who squats down over a jar, sliding it up into his -ss, and squeezes it with his -n-s, causing it to shatter in his r-ct-m. rather than screaming in pain and calling 911, he just grunts, then begins to pick the shards out by hand as a sizable pool of surprisingly thick blood forms beneath him.. a m-ss of scar tissue suggests that this was intentional, and he “performs” on a regular basis.
hey man, check this out. have you seen “one man one cup” before?
the most horrible viral video. video depicts a man sitting on a pickle jar until the jar fits securely in his -n-s, then it breaks and he begins to bleed profusely
dude i just saw one man one cup and i’m bout to puke!

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