one-man slut
a rare specie of woman who, although dedicated to her boyfriend, has a s-x-drive fit for the average female velociraptor during mating season. she will constantly f-ck her man (usually having a m-ssive s-x drive himself) until the point of soreness for both of them. the moment the ointment takes effect, they will start f-cking again. birth control is a very important factor in a relationship with this type of woman.
“wow… did you see the way shauna was f-cking derek during the entire vacation? she didn’t look at any other guys, either. there’s only one thing that can mean…”
*dramatic pause*
“we have encountered the elusive one-man sl-t. “
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