sex tarp


a large waterproof sheet that is laid down on the ground before you lay it down on a girl that is a gusher…
bro, i was with that b-tch last night ,i fingered her so good there was squirt works everywhere that i had to sleep in a wet bed. make sure you lay down a s-x tarp!

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