one minute man


a guy that c-ms within or soon after one minute.
tyler isn’t a one minute man; he can go all night!
ralph is a one minute man; he blew his load before i could tell we were even having s-x.
any person of the male human species that reaches -rg-sms quickly, and therefore, only has s-x for a minute before c-mming and leaving.
“one minute man – to the rescue!”
not the 61 second man, not the 59 second man, 62 is way out. he is the 60 second, the half of two minutes, the 1/60 of an hour, he is, the one minute man. it takes him only one minute to start and complete things.
“holy cr-p! that plumber is a one minute man!”

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