One Morning Stand
a variation of one night stand and ejacuvate, only in the morning, like say before school in her bmw. after the fact, these two will suffer a day of either awkward looks or sensual stares, depending on their relationship. the author has only suffered the former unfortunately, but in due time…
friend: “so how’d it go with nicolette this morning, didn’t you need to get a ride from her?”
one morning stand…er: “actually i was the one who gave her the–”
friend: “the ride? g-dd-mn are you predictable, so you f-cked her…in her car…before school started?”
oms..er: “yep…i’ll be back, i have cooking next, so i should probably wash my hands, i don’t think anyone wants fish in their stir fry….do you get it, huh?!”
friend: “….god i hate you”
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